The Armed Republic of Enclave Heartland Command is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 543 million True Americans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinker City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.6%.

The thriving Truly American economy, worth 47.0 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,540 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

True Americans believe manners maketh the leader, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them, and directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Tinker City as a backdrop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enclave Heartland Command's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Enclave Heartland Command is ranked 281,071^st in the world and 92^nd in Estalcia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.