The Empire of Endofunctor is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, enslaved workforce, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 3.733 billion Endofunctorians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.9%.

The Endofunctorian economy, worth 220 trillion Duckcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,099 Duckcoins, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", and Leader has just been declared ruler of Endofunctor in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Endofunctor's national animal is the Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Endofunctor is ranked 42,700^th in the world and 1^st in mep for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,144.01 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.