The Industrial Triumvirate of Eniakardu is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.257 billion Eniakarduans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.2%.

The powerhouse Eniakarduan economy, worth 102 trillion Enis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 81,823 Enis, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Colours are running as Eniakarduans take on their own laundry, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the Federal Council of Eniakardu has been announced as the new Head of State, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Eniakardu's national animal is the Chambered Nautilus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Eniakardu is ranked 69,094^th in the world and 2^nd in The Soliss Core for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,556.22 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.