The Nature Lovers of Environmentalists is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Environmentalist with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 19.457 billion Environmentalistsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nature. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Environmentalistsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,326 trillion leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 170,987 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Environmentalists's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Environmentalists is ranked 126,619^th in the world and 1^st in The Environment for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,604.87 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.