The Community of Eouai is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Michelle Obama with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 16.299 billion Eouaians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Martin Luther King City. The average income tax rate is 17.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Eouaian economy, worth 457 trillion marks a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,063 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, the government spends its days financing the delocalisation of its own economy, Michelle Obama is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime is relatively low. Eouai's national animal is the leopard and its national religion is Sikhism.

Eouai is ranked 85,535^th in the world and 995^th in Pacifism for Nicest Citizens, with 15.09 average smiles per day.