Population | 4.938 billion |
Capital | São Sebastião |
Leader | Mr Tigre |
Currency | Eresili |
Animal | Tigre |
The Republic of Eresil is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Tigre with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.938 billion Eresilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of São Sebastião. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Eresilian economy, worth 820 trillion Eresilis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,200 Eresilis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, the atmosphere in Eresilian boardrooms is turning more gay, and the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eresil's national animal is the Tigre, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Eresil is ranked 10,074th in the world and 182nd in NationStates for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 12,931.13 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Eresil, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools.
- : Following new legislation in Eresil, the atmosphere in Eresilian boardrooms is turning more gay.
- : Following new legislation in Eresil, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
- : Eresil voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : Following new legislation in Eresil, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
- : Eresil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Inclusive, Highest Average Tax Rates, and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Eresil, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Eresilians like vultures.
- : Following new legislation in Eresil, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
- : Following new legislation in Eresil, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
- : Following new legislation in Eresil, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 10 » Mikeswill, Honchu, The Double Wing, Castlacha, Lebokey, Peetl, Bukharinin, La salaodor, Sodom and Gomorrah, and Concordare.