The Confederation State of Erkicitricka is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 713 million Erkicitrickans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhënavícn. The average income tax rate is 49.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Erkicitrickan economy, worth 40.0 trillion Rskanis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 56,044 Rskanis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, holy matrimony has been wedded to an unwieldy bureaucracy, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Zhënavícn to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erkicitricka's national animal is the Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Erkicitricka is ranked 262,579^th in the world and 4^th in Confederative states of Rebalia for Largest Populations, with 713 million capita.