The Republic of Esbjerg is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.974 billion Esbjergians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong Esbjergian economy, worth 333 trillion yen a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 47,830 yen, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 308,270 per year while the poor average 2,998, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Esbjerg's national animal is the raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Esbjerg is ranked 293,174^th in the world and 1^st in Muse for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.