The United Socialist States of Eshonis is a mid-sized, cultured nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 56 million Eshonisians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Eshonisian economy, worth 3.06 trillion Eshonisian rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,697 Eshonisian rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million Eshonisian ruble battlesuits, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, and foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Eshonis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eshonis's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eshonis is ranked 120,664^th in the world and 307^th in The Frontier Sea for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 654.04 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.