The State of Estado do Parana is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.967 billion Estado do Paranans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.6%.

The very strong Estado do Paranan economy, worth 793 trillion betales a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 46,782 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Nudity is frowned upon, divorce is illegal, voting is voluntary, and Estado do Parana has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Estado do Parana's national animal is the deer.

Estado do Parana is ranked 140,447^th in the world and 2^nd in America Central for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.24 kickbacks per hour.