Population | 1.24 billion |
Capital | Node 7A |
Leader | the Board of Directors |
Currency | Credits |
Animal | Eurasian Black Vulture |
The Plutocracy of Eurasia Atlantic Corporation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Board of Directors with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.24 billion employees are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Law & Order, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Node 7A. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Capitalist economy, worth 160 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 129,704 Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 806,431 per year while the poor average 8,948, a ratio of 90.1 to 1.
The Board of Directors can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, the barter economy has taken over as the Credits has become worthless, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, and prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eurasia Atlantic Corporation's national animal is the Eurasian Black Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Eurasia Atlantic Corporation is ranked 286,077th in the world and 87th in Capitalist Paradise for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.03 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
- : Eurasia Atlantic Corporation altered its national flag.
- : Eurasia Atlantic Corporation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, the barter economy has taken over as the Credits has become worthless.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, The Board of Directors can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor employees make research institutes rich.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.