The United Socialist States of Evermorian is a small, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 36 million Evermorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Evermorianian economy, worth 1.34 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 37,091 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and the past is set in stone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evermorian's national animal is the XM800T, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evermorian is ranked 322,879^th in the world and 58^th in QA nerds for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.96 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.