The Secret Empire of Everynia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Everyman with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, devout population of 15.472 billion Everynians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government is effectively ruled by the Department of Spirituality, although Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Everytown. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The strong Everynian economy, worth 695 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 44,981 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, Everianity has been named as Everynia's national religion, Everynia has designated Everytown as its capital city, and Everyman has just been declared ruler of Everynia in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Everynia's national animal is the cobra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Everianity.

Everynia is ranked 195,669^th in the world and 3^rd in The Outlawed Nations for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.51 kickbacks per hour.