The C L A S S I F I C A T I O N of Evil BTM is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and clockwork self-driving vehicles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.22 billion Evil South Mindanaoans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Evil South Mindanaoan economy, worth 588 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 182,780 Monies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,626,064 per year while the poor average 2,788, a ratio of 583 to 1.

Slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, and convicts get out of jams easily. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Evil BTM's national animal is the Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Religion.

Evil BTM is ranked 171,036^th in the world and 26^th in South Mindanao Republic for Largest Populations, with 3.22 billion capita.