The Empire of Evil Excision is a tiny, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning trotter population. The hard-working population of 9 million Evil Excisionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.4%.

The Evil Excisionian economy, worth 397 billion credits a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 44,171 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Excision's national animal is the trotter.

Evil Excision is ranked 193,565^th in the world and 1^st in Evil Excision for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 305.24 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.