| Population | 888 million |
| Capital | 🦀 The pizza of the Krusty Crab 🦀 |
| Leader | Evil Induous |
| Currency | lira |
| Animal | turtle |
The Animal 🦓 lover ❤️ of Evil Induous is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Evil Induous with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, disturbing lack of elderly people, and frequent executions. The quiet, industrious population of 888 million Evil Induousians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🦀 The pizza of the Krusty Crab 🦀. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.5%.
The powerhouse Evil Induousian economy, worth 96.3 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,459 lire, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.
The government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, large sections of Evil Induous have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Induous's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Evil Induous is ranked 252,948th in the world and 3rd in You Grabia for Largest Populations, with 888 million capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Evil Induous, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
- : Following new legislation in
Evil Induous, large sections of Evil Induous have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
- : Following new legislation in
Evil Induous, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.
- : Following new legislation in
Evil Induous, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority.
- : Following new legislation in
Evil Induous, being Evil Induous has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
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Evil Induous was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in
Evil Induous, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : Following new legislation in
Evil Induous, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in
Evil Induous, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker.
- : Following new legislation in
Evil Induous, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.

















