The Bearded Dominion of Evil Spock is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Mirror Spock with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.35 billion subjects are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charon. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Evil Spockian economy, worth a remarkable 3,455 trillion loyalties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 211,353 loyalties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education, in-cite-ment never happens at tea parties, political debates are all but a distant memory, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Spock's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Emperor Worship.

Evil Spock is ranked 25,398^th in the world and 47^th in Federation of Martian Colonies for Largest Populations, with 16.4 billion capita.