The Holy 🍀 Frog Green State of Evil Turtler is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King 👑 Fire 🔥 with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.178 billion Evil Turtlerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Power of fire 🔥. The average income tax rate is 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Evil Turtlerian economy, worth 153 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,073 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Evil Turtlerian, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Turtler's national animal is the wolves, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is King Fire Language.

Evil Turtler is ranked 52,687^th in the world and 3^rd in The revenge realms of the banned nations for Nicest Citizens, with 17.36 average smiles per day.