The Tropical Colony of Ewingra is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enforced nudity, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 20.067 billion Ewingrans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.3%.

The very strong Ewingran economy, worth 888 trillion conakries a year, is dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 44,298 conakries, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, all recreational drugs are legal, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime is moderate. Ewingra's national animal is the seal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Ewingra is ranked 246,408^th in the world and 1^st in Tropical Islands of Palau for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.12 law-abiding acts per hour.