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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,523rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,010thMost Primitive: 4,065th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Money
Influence
Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Expendabro

Population430 million

Currencymoney
Animalmoney

The Republic of Expendabro is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 430 million Expendabroans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 39.5%.

The Expendabroan economy, worth 21.4 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 49,705 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The endangered saltwater humpback money is only seen in captivity programs, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo, and young girls often attend the same schools as their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Expendabro's national animal is the money, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Expendabro is ranked 310,400th in the world and 4,352nd in Ambition for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 18.35 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,523rdTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,010thMost Primitive: 4,065thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,097thMost Avoided: 5,524thNudest: 12,431stMost Rebellious Youth: 14,018thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,525thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 30,257thHighest Crime Rates: 33,261st
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 46th in the regionMost Patriotic: 53rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 139th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 197th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 242nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 330th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Expendabro was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Expendabro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Expendabro was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Expendabro was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Expendabro's influence in Ambition rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Expendabro relocated from Brick wall to Ambition.
  • : Following new legislation in Expendabro, young girls often attend the same schools as their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Expendabro, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo.
  • : Following new legislation in Expendabro, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Expendabro, the endangered saltwater humpback money is only seen in captivity programs.

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