The Holy Empire of Ezol is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning camel population. The hard-working, democratic population of 24.865 billion Ezolians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.5%.

The very strong Ezolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,233 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 49,608 Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, voting is compulsory, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ezol's national animal is the camel.

Ezol is ranked 237,635^th in the world and 6^th in New Alvarez Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.99 law-abiding acts per hour.