The Empire of Fabolionistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Fabolion with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 3.029 billion Fabolistinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fabolis. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Fabolistinian economy, worth 239 trillion Fabolion marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,132 Fabolion marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, Fabolionistan's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Fabolion to be highly-advanced toilet factories, and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fabolionistan's national animal is the Army Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fablam.

Fabolionistan is ranked 15,788^th in the world and 965^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,018.99 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.