The Republic of Factory Worker 79 is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, flagrant waste-dumping, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.668 billion Factory Worker 79ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Factory Worker 79ian economy, worth 577 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 66,654 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Factory Worker 79 City" t-shirts, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid, and the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Factory Worker 79's national animal is the cards.

Factory Worker 79 is ranked 309,863^rd in the world and 2,716^th in Brest Oblast for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 19.06 on the Kitten Softness Rating.