The District of Failed Experiments is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.921 billion Failed Experimentsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 10.4%.

The Failed Experimentsian economy, worth 361 trillion triqs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 36,429 triqs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Failed Experiments's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and Failed Experiments has designated District City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Failed Experiments's national animal is the hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Failed Experiments is ranked 124,691^st in the world and 1^st in The Park In The Night for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,544.55 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.