The Holy Blue Zombie of False is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, devout population of 5.872 billion Falseans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 49.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Falsean economy, worth 208 trillion Gold Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,454 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New laws have paved the way for female politicians, being dead no longer has any benefits, euthanasia is legal, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. False's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

False is ranked 66,163^rd in the world and 2^nd in Galactic Empire of Sween for Nicest Citizens, with 16.29 average smiles per day.