The Protectorate of Farkas Barlang is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.886 billion Farkas Barlangians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farkasváros. The average income tax rate is 90.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Farkas Barlangian economy, worth 399 trillion denzollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 138,294 denzollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Journalists listen to the money talk, triple black diamond is the only ski difficulty, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, and the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farkas Barlang's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Farkas Barlang is ranked 180,445^th in the world and 38^th in Kantrias for Largest Populations, with 2.89 billion capita.