Population | 8.601 billion |
Capital | Thunderous |
Currency | Whiff |
Animal | Unicorn |
The Swedish Translation of Fart Is Speed is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.601 billion Fart Is Speedians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thunderous. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fart Is Speedian economy, worth a remarkable 1,409 trillion Whiffs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,847 Whiffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, and translators are keen to explain feline MPs' claw and ordure policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fart Is Speed's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Fart Is Speed is ranked 7,537th in the world and 7th in Schopenhauer for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.77 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fart Is Speed's influence in Schopenhauer rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : Fart Is Speed was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Fart Is Speed, translators are keen to explain feline MPs' claw and ordure policies.
- : Following new legislation in Fart Is Speed, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
- : Following new legislation in Fart Is Speed, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
- : Following new legislation in Fart Is Speed, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons.
- : Following new legislation in Fart Is Speed, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Fart Is Speed, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
- : Following new legislation in Fart Is Speed, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
- : Following new legislation in Fart Is Speed, the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero.