The Federation of Fash Guard is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Lion population. The hard-working population of 2.903 billion Fash Guardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.5%.

The Fash Guardian economy, worth 127 trillion Silver Teeths a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 43,979 Silver Teeths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fash Guard's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Fash Guard is ranked 194,257^th in the world and 1^st in Imperium Fascistarum for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.