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Most Valuable International Artwork: 69thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 342ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 750th
The 27 Billion Shameless S O B's of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Moonbat Free Since '63
Influence
Apprentice
Vocal
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

FASTERCAT

Population27.501 billion

CapitalNazareth
LeaderCharlton Heston
FaithTedNugentism

CurrencyDuckie
Animaldouble breasted mattress thrasher

The 27 Billion Shameless S O B's of FASTERCAT is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Charlton Heston with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 27.501 billion Ethnic Felines have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nazareth. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient FASTERCATian economy, worth a remarkable 7,839 trillion Duckies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 285,071 Duckies, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Charlton Heston has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across FASTERCAT, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, and schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. FASTERCAT's national animal is the double breasted mattress thrasher, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is TedNugentism.

FASTERCAT is ranked 43,935th in the world and 43rd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Stationary, with 1,006.68207794528 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 69thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 342ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 750thLargest Agricultural Sector: 808thMost Cheerful Citizens: 830thMost Devout: 942ndLargest Retail Industry: 947thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,190thLargest Mining Sector: 1,284thMost Efficient Economies: 1,396thHighest Economic Output: 1,456thMost Armed: 1,596thMost Avoided: 1,652ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,695thHighest Crime Rates: 2,116thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,158thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,177thMost Cultured: 2,760thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,819thRudest Citizens: 2,841stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,845thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,463rdFattest Citizens: 3,796thMost Influential: 3,990thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,825thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,216thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,258thSmartest Citizens: 5,293rdLargest Populations: 5,835thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,971stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,651stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,838thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,219thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,322ndMost Patriotic: 13,130thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,523rdNudest: 14,091stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,012thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,572ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,118thMost Developed: 18,120thLargest Black Market: 19,118thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,097thLargest Governments: 29,100th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in FASTERCAT, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
  • : Following new legislation in FASTERCAT, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
  • : Following new legislation in FASTERCAT, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across FASTERCAT.
  • : Following new legislation in FASTERCAT, Charlton Heston has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Following new legislation in FASTERCAT, ghost regiments exist only on paper.
  • : Following new legislation in FASTERCAT, nations across the world are quick to praise Charlton Heston's good looks and intellectual prowess.
  • : Following new legislation in FASTERCAT, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism.
  • : Following new legislation in FASTERCAT, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
  • : Following new legislation in FASTERCAT, a soldier's body is a temple.
  • : Following new legislation in FASTERCAT, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.

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