Population | 9.864 billion |
Capital | Forest Moon |
Leader | Greenia Forestmoon |
Faith | Librarism |
Currency | Lunariaux |
Animal | Forest Dolphin |
The Lunar Kingdom of Faureislhzluna is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Greenia Forestmoon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.864 billion Faureislhzlunans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forest Moon. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Faureislhzlunan economy, worth a remarkable 3,459 trillion Lunariauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 350,670 Lunariauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, every week is blindness awareness week, and children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Faureislhzluna's national animal is the Forest Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Librarism.
Faureislhzluna is ranked 294,254th in the world and 8th in Lunaria for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Faureislhzluna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Faureislhzluna, children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast.
- : Following new legislation in Faureislhzluna, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in Faureislhzluna, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Following new legislation in Faureislhzluna, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight.
- : Following new legislation in Faureislhzluna, illegal hunting is rife after veganism was recently made compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Faureislhzluna, the Violet Mile now refers to the long line-ups that former death row inmates wait in as they transfer to maximum security prisons.
- : Following new legislation in Faureislhzluna, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
- : Following new legislation in Faureislhzluna, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking.
- : Following new legislation in Faureislhzluna, nobody knows why the caged Forest Dolphin sings.