The Queen's State of Federativo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 18.101 billion Federativoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The powerhouse Federativoan economy, worth 789 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 43,620 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 296,568 per year while the poor average 2,343, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Federativo's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Federativo is ranked 164,049^th in the world and 5^th in Sao Paulo for Most Primitive, scoring -62.05 on the Scary Big Number Scale.