The Stenchland Province of FENS Discuvary is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Doctor Avocado with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 9.992 billion FENS Discuvaryians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Currisity. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming FENS Discuvaryian economy, worth 979 trillion baht a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,981 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Those who cut young children are told to cut it out, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FENS Discuvary's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protolofic Catholicism.

FENS Discuvary is ranked 260,439^th in the world and 112^th in The Regected Realns for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.2 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.