The Republic of Ferrari Luce is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 497 million Ferrari Luceans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ferrari Headquarters. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The thriving Ferrari Lucean economy, worth 34.0 trillion Ferrars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 68,315 Ferrars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 247,309 per year while the poor average 13,459, a ratio of 18.4 to 1.

The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, the children of Ferrari Luce are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Ferrari Headquarters. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ferrari Luce's national animal is the Enzo Ferrari, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ferrari Luce is ranked 224,972^nd in the world and 3^rd in Jotunheimr for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.