
| Population | 7.856 billion |
| Capital | Aschermittwoch |
| Leader | Commander Ouroboros |
| Faith | Solicaelic Baptism |
| Currency | mark |
| Animal | angler fish |
The Ideological Hyperpower of Final Atomic Union is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Commander Ouroboros with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.856 billion Atomic Unionists are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aschermittwoch. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Atomic Unitarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,439 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,207 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The recycled air in planes is nauseating, young people never forget their first roommate no matter how much counselling they have, students abandon classrooms for online education, and the government is keeping a watch on all seeing eyes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Atomic Union's national animal is the angler fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Solicaelic Baptism.
Final Atomic Union is ranked 137,623rd in the world and 1st in The Final Atomic Union for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,316.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Final Atomic Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in
Final Atomic Union, the government is keeping a watch on all seeing eyes.
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Final Atomic Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in
Final Atomic Union, students abandon classrooms for online education.
- : Following new legislation in
Final Atomic Union, young people never forget their first roommate no matter how much counselling they have.
- : Following new legislation in
Final Atomic Union, the recycled air in planes is nauseating.
- : Following new legislation in
Final Atomic Union, the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape.
- : Following new legislation in
Final Atomic Union, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless.
- : Following new legislation in
Final Atomic Union, prospective foster parents like to shop around.
- : Following new legislation in
Final Atomic Union, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.










































