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Largest Gambling Industry: 5,082ndNudest: 5,773rdMost Avoided: 7,243rd
The JRPG of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
There won't be another game after this.
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Final Fantasy 1

Population8.985 billion

CapitalSquare
LeaderMoogle
FaithCrystals

Currencylira
Animallion

The JRPG of Final Fantasy 1 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Moogle with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.985 billion Final Fantasy 1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Square. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Final Fantasy 1ian economy, worth 943 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,058 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, blue bloods are welcome in Final Fantasy 1, the nation's streets have become a winter wonderland of salt and sand, and residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Fantasy 1's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Crystals.

Final Fantasy 1 is ranked 18,131st in the world and 1st in Square Enix for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,386.59 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 5,082ndNudest: 5,773rdMost Avoided: 7,243rdMost Secular: 7,458thFattest Citizens: 9,303rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,057thLargest Retail Industry: 14,473rdLargest Black Market: 15,146thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,749thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,131stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,784thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,958thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,383rdHighest Poor Incomes: 28,851st
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Final Fantasy 1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Final Fantasy 1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Final Fantasy 1's influence in Square Enix fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • : Final Fantasy 1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Final Fantasy 1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Final Fantasy 1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Final Fantasy 1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Final Fantasy 1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 1, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 1, the nation's streets have become a winter wonderland of salt and sand.

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