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Fattest Citizens: 5,130thLargest Retail Industry: 6,765thMost Avoided: 7,897th
The JRPG of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Yet another game.
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Good

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Final Fantasy 11

Population8.924 billion

CapitalSquare
LeaderChocobo
FaithCrystals

Currencydollar
Animaltiger

The JRPG of Final Fantasy 11 is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Chocobo with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, lack of airports, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.924 billion Final Fantasy 11ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Square. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.0%.

The all-consuming Final Fantasy 11ian economy, worth 922 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,324 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered, the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work", a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, and hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Fantasy 11's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Crystals.

Final Fantasy 11 is ranked 298,661st in the world and 29th in Square Enix for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.77 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Fattest Citizens: 5,130thLargest Retail Industry: 6,765thMost Avoided: 7,897thMost Secular: 8,090thLargest Mining Sector: 8,399thNudest: 9,962ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,250thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,777thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 16,791stLargest Black Market: 18,954thMost Corrupt Governments: 30,559thMost Valuable International Artwork: 32,255th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Final Fantasy 11 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Final Fantasy 11's influence in Square Enix fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • : Final Fantasy 11 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 11, hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 11, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 11, the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work".
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 11, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 11, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 11, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Final Fantasy 11ian as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 11, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.

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