The JRPG of Final Fantasy 14 is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Moogle with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, triple-decker prams, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.911 billion Final Fantasy 14ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Square. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Final Fantasy 14ian economy, worth 908 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,955 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 372,720 per year while the poor average 19,782, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, diaper-wrapped falafel is a fan-favorite, chipped paint can see a building condemned, and Final Fantasy 14 has the hottest women in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Fantasy 14's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Crystals.

Final Fantasy 14 is ranked 319,984^th in the world and 37^th in Square Enix for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -160.92 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.