The JRPG of Final Fantasy 2 is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Chocobo with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, feral children, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.909 billion Final Fantasy 2ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Square. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Final Fantasy 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,008 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 113,180 lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

No-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes, and Chocobo spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Fantasy 2's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Crystals.

Final Fantasy 2 is ranked 54,640^th in the world and 16^th in Square Enix for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,827.9 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.