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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,006thLargest Retail Industry: 5,012thLargest Mining Sector: 7,575th
The JRPG of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Okay, here's another game.
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Final Fantasy 5

Population8.968 billion

CapitalSquare
LeaderMoogle
FaithCrystals

Currencypound
Animaldove

The JRPG of Final Fantasy 5 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Moogle with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.968 billion Final Fantasy 5ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Square. The average income tax rate is 55.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Final Fantasy 5ian economy, worth 929 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 103,651 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers get their license without taking the test, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, and all facts are created equal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Final Fantasy 5's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Crystals.

Final Fantasy 5 is ranked 106,536th in the world and 7th in Square Enix for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,121.28 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,006thLargest Retail Industry: 5,012thLargest Mining Sector: 7,575thMost Secular: 8,259thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,499thLargest Black Market: 22,383rdLargest Gambling Industry: 27,972ndHighest Poor Incomes: 28,505th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Final Fantasy 5's influence in Square Enix fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 5, all facts are created equal.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 5, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 5, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 5, teenagers get their license without taking the test.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 5, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 5, police shut down children's lemonade stands for being "unsavory street food".
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 5, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 5, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered.
  • : Following new legislation in Final Fantasy 5, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.

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