The Free Land of Firmora is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.807 billion Firmora hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 13.6%.

The Firmoran economy, worth 366 trillion flints a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 46,932 flints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Firmora in an international press conference, Firmora has designated Firmora City as its capital city, a major religion has been named as Firmora's national religion, and stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Firmora's national animal is the hare, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Firmora is ranked 154,085^th in the world and 241^st in The Eighth Closet for Highest Food Quality, scoring 15.19 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.