
| Population | 26.061 billion |
| Capital | Nordwik |
| Leader | the Ministry of Industry |
| Faith | Atheism |
| Currency | rationing ticket |
| Animal | hedgehog |
The People's Republic of First Technocratic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Ministry of Industry with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 26.061 billion First Citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nordwik. The average income tax rate is 91.2%.
The powerhouse First economy, worth a remarkable 2,719 trillion rationing tickets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 104,334 rationing tickets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
The military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, planespotters are emigrating in droves, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. First Technocratic's national animal is the hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.
First Technocratic is ranked 50,428th in the world and 8th in Arctic for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 181.19 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
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First Technocratic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
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First Technocratic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and the Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
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First Technocratic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
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First Technocratic's influence in Arctic rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
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First Technocratic relocated from Balder to Arctic.
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First Technocratic altered its national flag.
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First Technocratic's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
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First Technocratic's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
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First Technocratic was refounded in Balder.
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First Technocratic ceased to exist in Arctic.































