Population | 6.665 billion |
Currency | Fruizlhiau |
Animal | Fruit Dolphin |
The Rogue Nation of Fizshalis is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, disturbing lack of elderly people, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.665 billion Fizshalisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 55.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Fizshalisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,923 trillion Fruizlhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 288,579 Fruizlhiaus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Leader, and returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fizshalis's national animal is the Fruit Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Fizshalis is ranked 270,545th in the world and 110th in Worlds of Colors for Most Beautiful Environments, with 52.49 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fizshalis, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
- : Following new legislation in Fizshalis, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Leader.
- : Following new legislation in Fizshalis, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
- : Following new legislation in Fizshalis, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne.
- : Following new legislation in Fizshalis, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars.
- : Fizshalis was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Fizshalis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 5% for Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Fizshalis, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
- : Following new legislation in Fizshalis, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
- : Following new legislation in Fizshalis, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.