The Free Land of Foreignaid is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by furious 1 with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.6 billion Foreignaidians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of krosmend. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Foreignaidian economy, worth 538 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,914 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, the entire entry for Foreignaid in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Foreignaidian Navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foreignaid's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Foreignaid is ranked 28,393^rd in the world and 1^st in Union of Socialist Equalentist Nations for Safest, scoring 109.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.