The Socialist Republic of Leone Frankia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Francoi Bleu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.823 billion Franks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lyönefurt. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frankish economy, worth 247 trillion Frankish Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 135,563 Frankish Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, torture is illegal, and charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Leone Frankia's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Leone Frankia is ranked 15,404^th in the world and 650^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.