The Tyrant Sorceress of Queen Ravenna Fontainon is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Her Most Sublime Golden Majesty with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.509 billion Fontainonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienne. The average income tax rate is 34.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Queen Ravenna Fontainonian economy, worth 453 trillion ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,442 ducats, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

All guns must be registered, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship, the booming slave trade is now government-funded, and Her Most Sublime Golden Majesty has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Queen Ravenna Fontainon's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Queen Ravenna Fontainon is ranked 247,550^th in the world and 5,525^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 45.7 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.