The Two Kingdom Union of The Republic of Sloviskia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sir President Illina Tarra with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 8.972 billion Sloviskians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enderson City. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sloviskian economy, worth 949 trillion Skuns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 105,832 Skuns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, intelligence agencies frequently invite passers-by into their secret vaults for tea and biscuits, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in The Republic of Sloviskia, and television executives are interested in turning Sir President Illina Tarra's zany home life into a sitcom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Sloviskia's national animal is the Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Republic of Sloviskia is ranked 14,519^th in the world and 622^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.