The Holy Gold Easter of Former WeEklinGz is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, feral children, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.59 billion alie-I mean humans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Outer Weeklingzia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The frighteningly efficient from mar-I mean Earth economy, worth 226 trillion Bags of Cocaine a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 87,615 Bags of Cocaine, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 628,912 per year while the poor average 3,952, a ratio of 159 to 1.

Exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, they say that one should speak softly and carry a big broomstick, and dining out often involves Dead Birds on the plate no matter what you order. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Former WeEklinGz's national animal is the Dead Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Former WeEklinGz is ranked 282,239^th in the world and 4^th in TMA for Highest Poor Incomes, with 3,952.13 Standard Monetary Units.