The State of Fort Cheyene is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 9.772 billion Fort Cheyeneans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Welfare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The powerhouse Fort Cheyenean economy, worth 537 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 54,981 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 194,615 per year while the poor average 11,215, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Elections have been outlawed. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fort Cheyene's national animal is the deer.

Fort Cheyene is ranked 88,777^th in the world and 4^th in United Allied Federation for Most Primitive, scoring 15.81 on the Scary Big Number Scale.