The Republic of Foundatis is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Commander-in-Chief with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic population of 38.155 billion Foundatii are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luscinia. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Foundatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,462 trillion Auruses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,757 Auruses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, Foundatis is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, all facts are created equal, and recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foundatis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Foundatis is ranked 322,864^th in the world and 2^nd in Confederation of Nations for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.03 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.