The Principality of Founder of Beggystan is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.73 billion Founder of Beggystanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 8.4%.

The strong Founder of Beggystanian economy, worth 80.9 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 46,775 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, and cows with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Founder of Beggystan's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Founder of Beggystan is ranked 5,449^th in the world and 1^st in Beggystan for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 10,337.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.